Those of you that have been around me for more than a minute know that I will ask for a discount at a 7/11. No, seriously, I will. Mama D’s cheeks normally turn red, but lately, that extra money has been absolutely necessary.
10% off at Smoothie King? I’ll take it! That $0.80 can go toward growing an eyelash on this baby!
You would think that since we have done three rounds of egg retrievals over the past year, that ordering medications for my cycle would be a piece of cake. However, it was far from it. Did you know that medication prices on fertility medications (and likely all other medications….) change prices ALL THE TIME!?????!?!! Not only that, but the prices can vary greatly from pharmacy to pharmacy.
Once I had a list of the medications that I was going to have to take during the month of May, I asked Mama D about how I should go about ordering them. She chuckled and said that, as the driver, she’d been calling around (usually during her lunch breaks at school) in order to get us the best deals. As the passenger, I had no clue! So, with a list of medications, possible pharmacies, and a pen in tow, I sat down to start making phone calls.
I knew how much money we had spent in the past for medications, but calling and hearing the prices all over again made me sick. I tried everything I could to get any sort of discount.
“Do you have military discounts?”
“Do you have student discounts?”
“Do you have any discounts?”
“Do you price match?”
“Do you have a punch card, because this is our fourth round of IVF!!!!!????”
After two solid days of phone calls with a half a dozen pharmacies, we ended up with a 25% discount on some of our medications, with a total price somewhere in the $4,000 range. I had to pay slightly more than Mama D — partially because prices mysteriously went up in May, and partially because our insurance charges me a co-pay (she gets some prescriptions free since she is active-duty).
Needless to say I have a completely different respect and appreciation for all of the times my wife did this. I was honestly clueless as to the amount of time and research that she put into all of this every month.
Now that I had my fertility medications ordered, it was time to sit back, pop some birth control pills (I know, seems counterintuitive, but it lowers your overall hormone levels so that my doctor would have a clean slate to work with in a few weeks), and start looking forward to something that I hadn’t seen since the age of 14 — freaking acne.
Let me just state that I have never taken birth control and only know it as some magic pill that prevents pregnancy. Mama D came home from school one day and found it quite amusing when I started asking her:
“What pill do I take?”
“Why is the first pill labeled Monday?”
“Why are there different colored pills?”
“What are these ‘day of the week’ stickers for???”
Mama D looked at me and asked if I was kidding, and then showed me how the little book of tablets worked. I wish I could say that this was the end of my birth control experience, but NO, it wasn’t.
I’m convinced that my body was revolting against all of this fertility medication, thereby causing me to have almost every side effect listed on the box. Birth control may stop you from getting pregnant with a child, but it sure doesn’t stop you from getting pimples so large that you feel like you should name them.
As I was popping my birth control pills, Mama D was popping hers, too. Our doctor was prepping her body for what would hopefully be a transfer a few weeks after my retrieval. I remember looking at her clear complexion in the bathroom mirror one morning while contemplating if I should name the third eyeball that had popped up overnight on my forehead. When I asked her if she ever had these issues while taking it, she said “No, I think my body is used to it after taking it throughout my 20’s.”
Well, this body was not used to it, nor was it used to being on the highest dose available (Did you know that there are different doses?????? I didn’t!) All I could think was that this was a terrible start of the medication train that I was about to embark on.
I was looking forward to being off of the birth control so that I could regain control of my face, but, with it, came the fear of shots.
I HATE SHOTS!
No, really, I hate shots. I have always hated shots and that will never change. Heck, it took me 3 weeks before I was actually able to give Mama D her shots for the initial IUI cycles that we did 2 years ago. Even then, I would sometimes chicken out. When we received all of the medications that I had priced out, and I saw the needles packed in that shipping box, all I could think was “Oh man………here comes the dreaded Day One…..”